Sunday, January 24, 2010

hey you...FREEZE!

...It's been 2 days since I prepared this post and I am still hesitating to post it cause:
1) too many ugly things are listed & this blog is all about whatever is appealing to me, not appalling!
2) I know people (& people I know) will get offended...
BUT TO HELL WITH IT
  • I am no expert
  • I am a kind supporter of democracy & freedom of speech
SO I am posting it anyways!!
Here's a list with stuff I'd rather die than being caught wearing!

fashionpolice1
The only thing that comes into my mind when seeing them worn is that someone who really hates women designed them. Especially in their pointy with heels version!
ARRESTED!

fashionpolice2
Unless you want people to shoot peanut hoops in your ears DON'T wear them!
ARRESTED!

fashionpolice3
I admit it, I've fallen into that loop myself but -COME ON-, we live in the era of PS1 and Mulberry Alexa...why to buy something NOW that its knock-offs overpopulate the real thing.
Above all, it shows lack of imagination!
ARRESTED!

fashionpolice4
Can anybody explain to me how the cutest logo can be so unbelievably tacky?
ARRESTED!

fashionpolice5
Being dressed brand-y from tip to toe I can take (if the outfit is as low profile as it takes to be tasteful) but being a single moving brand especially when it seems as if you threw your tablecloth on (& have a matching baby...how sick is that?) is something to be ARRESTED for!!

...and still I haven't listed all my DON'Ts!
Hey women do not attack me...I am a just a tini-tiny blogger...
(with a bit x-tra attitude)

37 comments:

  1. hahahaa!! AGREE with you!!!katigoria aspri mpota makes me laugh sooo much!!!! =)))

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  2. hahaha knew you'll like THAT part haritinaki :D

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  3. hahahahah!!! i really enjoyed this post!!!! i agree with all of them! although i do own some dog and cat hoop earrings! :P

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  4. HAHA I bet auta ta hoop earrings tha m aresoun! se sxima skulou k gatas dld? teleio? let me see let me see! Hthela na kanw ref sti diki sou lv pou zwgrafises alla variomoun na psaxw to post k thaoura 100% fake-lv apotelei exairesi !!

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  5. k oi krikoi k oi LV metrane an den exis lefta na t agorasis mi ta xeftilizis!! gia pigene mia volta parisi stin LV k meta grafe anoisies!

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  6. oooo...mou 8imizi tis simfititries mou stn sxoli....

    xtes mia forouse:
    aspres botes (enoite)
    aspri zoni(xamila stn mesi veveos)
    aspro kolan (me string veveos)
    aspro skoufaki
    aspro fouskoto boufan
    extra baby roz pouloveraki...

    aftaaaa....

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  7. Anonymous: haha de xereis poso m aresoun such comments! chill & respect an opinion!
    Oso g to money factor: Paris Hilton: living proof that money DO NOT buy style! (unless you hire Rachel Zoe, then ok they do)

    Nina: hahahahahahaha! can't stop laughing- know exactly what you mean k auto einai to pleon typical ex. tou -white boot category- (hari k. will agree ) haha ;)

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  8. LOL!!!!! Totally agree γειτονάκι, αν και το αγαπώ το TOUSoαρκουδάκι!!!

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  9. Gia tis mpotes kamia eksairesi?Eno genika symfono apolyta omologo pos aspres galotses pira!Tis forao mono me maura omos,mi me riksete stin pura!!!:)
    p.s.Tromeri perigrafi foititrias!!!

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  10. Theiko post! Oi aspres mpotes einai gia t'anathema, ta tous einai athlia k kakogousta, to total burberry look thlivero. Enstash gia tis LV: einai to apolyto shmeio ekkinhshs gia mia syllogh designer bags (eimai perhfanh katoxos mias speedy 40 kai thn agapw pio poly apo oles tis tsantes mou), oi maimoudiarikes einai aytes pou kanoun th zhmia. kai oi krikoi otan einai aploi kai gold h silver einai teleioi, mh me plhgwneis allo! ;-)
    Thelw k alla tetoia post by the way! Respect!

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  11. agree with all of them, though there could be some exceptions, e.g. loops! depends on the loop and the person wearing it! The white boots? Oh my god, paired with white belt? If I see this live in front of me I think I m gonna faint!
    :)
    funny post!

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  12. haha. . iremember as a tween i was so obseessed with hoop earrings ... ahh im so over them now .


    also i agree about logo bags .. maybe change that to logo bags .. cuz some louis vuitton is amazing

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  13. stous andres nomizw aresoun oi aspres pshles k myteres mpotes...jerete twra ti tous 8ymizoun!!!loool
    oso gia to parisi k tis lv mias k molis gyrisa apo kei exw na pw pws nai to katasthma sta champs elysee einai terastio k epiblhtiko k pws oles sxedon kratane mia tetoia tsanta alla egw epimenw pws lefta oso 3 noikia gia mia tsanta dn dinw...allwste o mayroukos pws 8a zhsei?

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  14. hahahahahaha................!!!!!!!!i agree with most of you but who cares????we are all making mistakes till we find what we like and not!that's why do's and dont's are so "a matter of taste"personally, i cant stand with boots (they re turning grey walking on athens streets!!!and they are looking good only if you have apres-ski ones and wearing them on ice!!as for logmania ...to omologw exw upokupsei sto karo mhn me kapsete sthn pura alla ola ta upoloipa htan maura kai den eixa krathsei kai logobag gia sumplirwma....

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  15. Proti fora epxomai edo kai den eimai sigouri oti katalava kala (eimai galida ....kalutera na potisso prin va po blakeies ;-)!
    Otan les "Hoop earings" simenei "créoles"?? Yiati ego m'apesoun TOSO :-)!!! Nomizo oti kathe duo mepes forao tetoia :-)!....ooops (einai toso "has been" LOL????)

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  16. to total look me brands(eidika me to sygkekrimeno pou evales)einai toulaxiston tragiko kai mikroastiko...gia na min pw kati xeirotero...kati antistoixo me ta rolex rologia stous antres!

    wraio post by the way!!

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  17. Hehe-I couldn't agree more...white boots and hoops takes me back to stupid highschool...About the brands, I believe people dressed like Burberry threw up on them, are totally show-offs!!! Great post Queen B.! Kisses!

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  18. Τέλειο post!!
    Συμφωνώ με όλα κ νομίζω ότι θα ήταν ωραία να καθιερώσεις μια τέτοια κατηγορία με fashion police post....Όσο για το σχόλιο που αναφέρει ότι είναι θέμα χρημάτων για τις LV τσάντες, θα αναφέρω μόνο ότι όλοι μπορούν να αποκτήσουν μια τέτοια τσάντα(να είναι καλά οι πιστωτικές κάρτες κ οι πλανόδιοι) κ ότι δεν υποδικνύει πλέον την οικονομική κατάσταση όπως παλιότερα!!!
    κ για άλλη μια φορά ....... Τ Ε Λ Ε Ι Ο post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  19. χαχα καιρός ήταν να γράψει κάποιος για τις lv και tous. το είχα σκεφτεί κι εγώ αλλά όλο το ξέχναγα μετά. συμφωνώ σε όλα εκτός απο τα σκουλαρίκια αν και δεν φοράω τέτοια, έχει τύχει όμως να δω και να μου αρέσουν, έχει πάντα να κάνει με το context.
    καταλαβαίνω ότι δίσταζες για το ποστ κι αυτό σε κάνει ακόμη πιο συμπαθητική σε μένα γλύκα!

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  20. I'm with you on the logos, but before I painted my white canvas boots, I thought they were great! Maybe it depends more on the style of the boot. As for hoop earrings, I'm wearing them! They're small hoops, though--not sure a peanut could fit. ;)

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  21. designers call them tacky, but i ADORE hoop earrings! i hope you don't get offended by the fact that i didn't get offended by this post, lol!

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  22. haha!! thank you guys for all the comments!
    I actually expected this comment-storm in this post!!
    Turns out hoop earrings raised most of the objections,
    truth is I have a certain stereotype concerning them that has to do with those traumatic high-school years (well-stated by Jo) I hate them because they used to be a must for girls whose outfit was compiled by REEF sneakers (god forbid) and toothless baby t-shirts!
    So I am giving hoop earrings a break for those who like them YET I would still rather die than get caught wearing them...and I am talking about myself!
    Other than that apres-ski white boots are off the hook as well, given that they appear wherever there's snow around!
    Finally I really worship those real-leather bags sleek as they are and nice-smelling and I really can't get why someone would spend some money on a PLASTIC (yes it's plastic) polca-dot bag that has LV'S instead of dots. And I really don't get how I have spent some money acquiring one for myself couple years ago (that is now rotting in my closet). That I really dont get ... sorry!
    ..i am not a mean person dont shoot me... I just have strong opinions about things I dont like! I love fashion ever since I remember myself yet I am no expert and I am not forcing anyone to follow the advices above!!!

    thanx again!
    B.

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  23. haha stella, I actually got offended that you didn't got offended DAMN IT!!

    Lucia...u're so sweet thanx!! ;)

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  24. Haha, great post! Agree with all of them!

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  25. ΟΙ KRIKOI EINAI KLASIKOI, AN K D FORAW SXEDON POTE..ASPRES MPOTES DEKTES SE MARTENS H GALOTSES..ME LOGOS SUMFWNW APOLUTA.. N PROSTHESW DIKA M DONT'S: -PERLE MANO -PEEP TOE ME ANOIGMA TOSO MEGALO WSTE NA AKOUMPAEI TO DAXTULAKI-NUXAKI STO PATWMA -KOLAN SE EUSWMES KOPELES ME KOLLHTES KONTES MPLOUZES H FOREMATAKIA KATA PROTIMHSH SE LIKRA EKDOSH..

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  26. anonymous: to 'klassiko' einai ---> in the eye of the beholder (i giagia mou px thewrei enan tragino porselanino aeto klassiko, egw ton thewrw tragiko), k g mena oi aspres botes DEN einai dextes se galotses (dld de tha skeftomoun kan na tis koitaxw MYSELF...! alla k pali ... that's just me talking!!
    Sta upoloipa totally agree!! ;)

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  27. The only way white boots could be acceptable is when they come in the form of Converse All-Stars. And I never liked Tous or Vuitton bags. However, I would happily fork out for a Chloe or a Balenciaga. Or a Luella - check out my latest post ;)
    But like Thalia, I happen to own a pair of silver hoop earrings with cat charms dangling from them... Not that disturbing, but quite uncomfortable. And I stole my mum's Burberry cashmere scarf when I was in high school. It's soooo soft!

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  28. B. eisai THEA!!!!! :D
    your biggest fan! K. (u know)
    <3

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  29. Ahahahaha! Good Job! You absolutely deserved the badge for Fashion police! I agree with EVERY SINGLE point! I would add all those people dressed in GUCCI from top to toes..here in Italy it's so often to meet...bleaaaaah!!!! Can you imagine those people with the GG written all over their body????

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  30. LOL!teleio post! Symfvnw, eidika oson afora tis LV. Eleos pia! Den einai kan omorfes (kata ti gnwmi mou). An den itan to marketing, den tha tis kratouse kamia.

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  31. good one. my favorite don't is by far the burberry overkill. Though you can not deny the coolness of a white doc martens ar the white boot wore by Lemmy of Motorhead. :)))

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  32. http://www.thesartorialist.com/photos/11710CamRed2826Web1.jpg

    Now!That's a LV bag!!!!!

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  33. 8a sumfwnhsw apoluta me froso!
    vasika m arkei na kserw egw oti exw original lv. eksallou pote m dn exw parei fake gt suxainomai otidhpote fake. protimw na parw kt f8hnotero alla original.

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  34. Totally agree; I was thinking that I only have the anti LV/Burberry mania, but you are right on Tous as well. May I also add Ugg Boots? For the love of God, the moment I see one more pair of them, I'll scream at the top of my lungs!A few years before, I was also disgusted with the beige Gucci bag, the one with the red-green strap

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  35. Hahahahahahah symfwnw apolytws! Exw mia aderfi(adorable kata t alla) pou foraei krikous apo to 2000 synexws 24 wres to 24wro :P Oso gia ta brands pou fainontai exoume xortasei na ta vlepoume na xanoun tin aksia tous ksaplwmena stous dromous tis athinas kai na ta krataei auti i omada pou prosopika tin onomazw- koita kratw lv/tous klp kai metraw-!! Oso gia tis aspres botes apla den tha sxoliasw!

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  36. Toller Blog!
    Hast einen super Geschmack!
    Bin jetzt vefolgerin :)
    Schau doch auch mal bei mir vorbei!
    Würde mich echt freuen! :)
    Grüße..
    yaelchen!

    (www.fashion-lover-yaelchen.blogspot.com)

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