Sunday, January 24, 2010

hey you...FREEZE!

...It's been 2 days since I prepared this post and I am still hesitating to post it cause:
1) too many ugly things are listed & this blog is all about whatever is appealing to me, not appalling!
2) I know people (& people I know) will get offended...
BUT TO HELL WITH IT
  • I am no expert
  • I am a kind supporter of democracy & freedom of speech
SO I am posting it anyways!!
Here's a list with stuff I'd rather die than being caught wearing!

fashionpolice1
The only thing that comes into my mind when seeing them worn is that someone who really hates women designed them. Especially in their pointy with heels version!
ARRESTED!

fashionpolice2
Unless you want people to shoot peanut hoops in your ears DON'T wear them!
ARRESTED!

fashionpolice3
I admit it, I've fallen into that loop myself but -COME ON-, we live in the era of PS1 and Mulberry Alexa...why to buy something NOW that its knock-offs overpopulate the real thing.
Above all, it shows lack of imagination!
ARRESTED!

fashionpolice4
Can anybody explain to me how the cutest logo can be so unbelievably tacky?
ARRESTED!

fashionpolice5
Being dressed brand-y from tip to toe I can take (if the outfit is as low profile as it takes to be tasteful) but being a single moving brand especially when it seems as if you threw your tablecloth on (& have a matching baby...how sick is that?) is something to be ARRESTED for!!

...and still I haven't listed all my DON'Ts!
Hey women do not attack me...I am a just a tini-tiny blogger...
(with a bit x-tra attitude)

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